Record Agent Prints

Hey Democrats, How Did Blocking Bernie Work Out For You Last Time?

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Mum, I got the job!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Music & Gym'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Dive in Archive.

Gramaphone Man.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Hollywood, 2083.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"My agent."