Reclusive Dreamer Mugs

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Awkward First Dates