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Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

A pony throws its rider.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Horse accidents

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Hardly Likely.

No Parking in Firelane.

'Are you counting sheep again?'

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

Roller-skates and Walking the Dogs

Penelope Rides Again

Road ends.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

White Van Man Computer Game

'See the way that guy cut me up?'

''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here.'

'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'

"I know what it's called, I just think it's weird to do it on a horse."

"Gotta hang up. My soap's on."

A man giving another advice on how to ride his horse