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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Riding School Accidents

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

'Your first major investment decision?'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

'Test Pilot.'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

Foot in ice cube.

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."