Reckless Driving Enthusiast Prints

'See the way that guy cut me up?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Stone Age Driving Test

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Road Construction Blues.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."

Getting the Finger

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"