Recipe Browsing Mugs

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Cookbooks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Vegetable Cook

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Witches of Instagram

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Inexperienced Cook

Cook in the cookery section.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."