Recipe Balancing Wizards Prints

Cooking the books

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

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'Fitness guru.'

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"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

The Inexperienced Cook

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'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"First you make a roux."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

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"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

I bake my own bread

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

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Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Not a Creature was Stirring

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

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