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Trying to Prevent the Downturn.

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"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"Goodbye cruel world."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Squeezing a tight budget...

US Dollar weakens.

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

The Circle.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

"I need the saw again."