Recession Raconteur Pillows

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Non Thought For The Day.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

White House Garage Sale.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Bad news airbag

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"Relax—we'd know."

"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

"This is definitely not going to be good for the economy!"

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

'It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks - I was born on them!'

Bail out party.

"I've always been pretty good with the ladies" - Small claims court.

Old Man and Railway Porter

"Metro-North is getting ridiculous!"

'Have we found the 12.26 to Mossley?' (Railway/Train)