Recession Joke Lover T-Shirts

It's the economy stupid...I'm with stupid.

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

I can't believe It!

The Rural Bidet...

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I think we're going to have to add another storey downstairs...'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'Until this economy thing straightens out, you'll be working out of your car.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

'Excuse me, sir, I know you didn't get your bonus, your house is mortgaged to the hilt, you have two kids in college, your employer is facing bankruptcy and . . .'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

'Cuts in Roman times.'

"It's even worse than I thought!"

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

'Personally, I thin the downsizing went too far.'

'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'

'Sales of new homes are plummeting. I suggest we build old homes.'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

"MOM! Billy says I'm too sane to be a congresswoman!"

'Is a State of the Economy address supposed to have a laugh track?'

'I'm sorry, Rendleman - But in this economy we just can't justify a company poet.'

'All that talk about the stock market crisis... There must be more in it than we thought, Janet...'

"Why don't you just apply for a government bailout, Daddy?"

'We've experienced something of a recession, Mr. Bosworth, but it seems to have bottomed out.'

"Intraday I was really drunk."