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"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

It was official. She was desperate.

Dating club outside divorce court.

"Will somebody tell him to hurry up and that he's not on Blind Date."

Mr. Suave

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"He just married me on the rebound."

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

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