Recent Pet Adoption Pillows

She's been like that ever since we had her spayed.

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Dog Dreams

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Hush puppy.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."