Receiving Qualifications Pillows

GCSE's

Graduates on their phones

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

She's leaving me all her money.'

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Center for rat race studies'

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"I didn't get the job. They said I was over-qualified."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

Glad-You-Ation

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

"He left you ten million each. Goodness knows what he did with the bulk of it!"

'Someday, Son, you'll probably reject all this.'

"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."

Agoraphobic's shrine

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.