Receiving Qualifications Pillows

GCSE's

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

She's leaving me all her money.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

'Center for rat race studies'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"I didn't get the job. They said I was over-qualified."

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

"He left you ten million each. Goodness knows what he did with the bulk of it!"

"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."

'Someday, Son, you'll probably reject all this.'

Agoraphobic's shrine

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."