Receiving Manager T-Shirts

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'You know too much,'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Useless information"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'