Receiving An Honour T-Shirts

"Oh look, how utterly ridiculous - you're on the honours list!"

Keyworker

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Employee of the Month

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Oscars

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'And I would like to thank all those people who helped me write this book...'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'You've won a business award.' ('for gobbledegook')

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'I've received celebrity status!'

Army general with a support for his medals.

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

'The Mayor gave me the security key to the city.'

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'