"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."
Receipt Hoarder Prints
Decorate their space with prints that creatively celebrate the art of collecting receipts, offering a playful and stylish tribute to their unique interest.
'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'
'That's our mission statement.'
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'
'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'
"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."
Maybe clean out your wallet
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
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'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."
'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'
Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.
"Boy, these are really overdue!"
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."
Many certificates of achievement on the wall.
Young Geeks.
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'
'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'
"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."
'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'
'Damn it! Wait your turn!'
Junk Mail.
"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."
"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."
Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'
"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"
Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath
"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."
'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'
Everyday is cyber Monday.
"You found another deductible receipt."
Receipt Hoarder Prints Collection
Receipt Hoarder Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous receipt hoarder mugs—perfect for adding a touch of wit to their daily coffee routine.
Receipt Hoarder Pillows
Find cozy pillows that humorously celebrate the art of collecting receipts—great for sprucing up their favorite spaces.
Receipt Hoarder T-Shirts
Discover fun t-shirts that poke gentle fun at receipt hoarding—ideal for casual wear and expressing their quirky hobby.