Receipt Hoarder Mugs

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'It's my secret recipe.'

"You found another deductible receipt."

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'