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"These text messages, young man, are unacceptable! 'Chek out her...' 'I'd like to...' 'Do you u think she...' We don't say words like that in this family!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Snail Writer

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

'Humph Punks!'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

"Some-free pubs and anti-alcohol ads are just tokenism. Let's outlaw people having a good time!"

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'