Rebellious Typist Prints

"These text messages, young man, are unacceptable! 'Chek out her...' 'I'd like to...' 'Do you u think she...' We don't say words like that in this family!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

Snail Writer

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

'Humph Punks!'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

Van Morrison starts legal battle with N Irish Govt. over blanket ban on live music

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

"Some-free pubs and anti-alcohol ads are just tokenism. Let's outlaw people having a good time!"

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Quadruple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. Doctors schmoctors. What do those ivy league elitists know? Pardon? If I think caffeine's exactly what I need, who are they to tell me otherwise? They're your doctors. How condescending of these arrogant "doctors" to think they know more than I do about my own bone strength and blood pressure. This is Donald Trump's America. Where the homespun beliefs of the common man trump the knowledge of specialists. Make my coffee