Rebel With Long Hair Mugs

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"I gotta be me!"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"What's with your hair?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Dog Teenagers

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

The final days of hair coloring

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

"Wash and Quo"

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

The Courier Out of hell

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

I did not give you permission to get a mohawk, young man!

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'I have just the thing to comb out your hair.'

'Son, you need a haircut.'

"No haircut today, Peter. Just tousle me."

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."

Smash the System

'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'

'I really prefer the natural look.'

'Oi! Mind my P's and Q's!'

Very angry looking bandits