Rebel With A Hair Cause Mugs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

"What's with your hair?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Australian punk

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Lou Reed

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

The Surly Yoof

Dog Teenagers

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'