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"He can't see us from there, can he?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Mainstream

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Tough Teddies

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Chippunks

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Australian punk

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.