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"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Letters escape from a caged book.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Hipster Police Department

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Hell's Schlegel

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'We have to get them out more.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

Unusual Retirement Plans

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.