Rebel Chic Pillows

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"I gotta be me!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'