Realty Humorist Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our humorous mugs for the realty humorist feature clever property puns and witty designs that bring a smile every morning.

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.' mockup

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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Estate Agents: Executive Homes

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"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach." mockup

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

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"I've downsized."

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"Efficiency tombs available"

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'Is the fire included?'

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera." mockup

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

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"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool." mockup

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

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'It mostly scares the realtors.'

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten." mockup

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

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'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.' mockup

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south." mockup

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

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"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept." mockup

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested." mockup

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

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'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.' mockup

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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Real estate.

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Realty Humorist Mugs Collection

Realty Humorist Pillows

Relax with our humorous pillows for realty enthusiasts—ideal for adding personality and laughs to any space.

Realty Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor using our witty prints for real estate lovers, perfect for sprucing up offices or homes with a touch of personality.

Realty Humorist T-Shirts

Looking for fun apparel? Check out our t-shirts designed for realty humorists that speak their love for real estate with a playful twist.