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'You've got 2 left feet'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

TV-Mirror.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

The changing times of 'fame'.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Distancing with the Stars

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Live water cooler.

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.