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"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

The changing times of 'fame'.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Live water cooler.

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

I wonder what it says about our society that we consider reality shows escapist entertainment.

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Housewives meet Top Chef

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'