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'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

TV-Mirror.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

The changing times of 'fame'.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Shark Attack.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Housewives meet Top Chef

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

"Give us a few days and we'll call to tell you we've given the job to someone else."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'