Reality Adjuster Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows that highlight their talent for adjusting reality—soft, amusing, and personality-filled.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup

Reality Adjuster Pillows Collection

Reality Adjuster Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for reality adjusters—liven up mornings with a touch of wit and creativity.

Reality Adjuster Prints

Browse our prints to celebrate their talent for reshaping realities—artful, humorous, and uniquely inspiring.

Reality Adjuster T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for creative minds—wear humor and ingenuity with pride.