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'Going, going, gone.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

Tax Collector

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'