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After dinner conversation since property prices stagnated

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Emigrating to France.

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

America's funniest investment scams

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Home Foreclosed Home.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

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