Property Lovers Prints

"I didn't say it was a magnificent luxury apartment, I said it had a view of a magnificent luxury apartment."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Mouse real estate!

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

William and Real Estate