Property Lovers Prints

"I didn't say it was a magnificent luxury apartment, I said it had a view of a magnificent luxury apartment."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Mouse real estate!

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

William and Real Estate

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper