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"And it's also a really great hedge against a future bad housing market."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Sold his air rights."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Tariff Adjustment

'This is close enough.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'