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"And it's also a really great hedge against a future bad housing market."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Sold his air rights."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"I make money, therefore I am."

'This is close enough.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Tariff Adjustment

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'