Real Estate Renegotiator Pillows

"About that house I bought from you three years ago - the heating system keeps breaking down, the pipes leak, the foundation is cracking...I want my money back."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Overdraft limit.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"I got it from eBay."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'My motto is 'What happens at this company, stays at this company'. That's why I take your performance and keep your wage.'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'This search fee seems very high.'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

'There's our signature on the mortgage. Before we go, can I trouble you for a bankruptcy declaration form?'

'I flatly refuse to give him fringe benefits before dinner!'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."