Real Estate Hobbyist Pillows

"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Emigrating to France.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."