Real Estate Daydreamer Prints

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

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Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Early House Hunting.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

House building chart (like steps).

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

The housing market begins to deflate.

TRUMP

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"Looks like rent-a-mob's arrived."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"