Property Dreamers Prints

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Ugh! Professional Beggars

Three little pigs reading 'What House' magazine.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Turtle Home

'This is close enough.'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

Early House Hunting.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

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