Real Estate Closing Pillows

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Fish and color

'Dog eat dog.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Money exchange

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Sell South Africa!'

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'

You are here

"We got the cactus account!"

Let's shake on it.

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Music to their ears.

"This part we still need to iron out."