Real Estate Browser Prints

"Checking out all the homes I can't afford."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We'll take it!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.