Real Ale Appreciation T-Shirts

The Joy of Kegs

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Happy thoughts

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Wine Talking

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

The Angel's Share

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."