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'In these troubled times, I thank God there's still one barrel left we can afford.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Bad day? Guano happens.

Impertinent Curiosity

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"Do you think that's a spelling mistake?"

'There's got to be more to life than this...'

"When we arrive at our destination, they'll hook m husband up to a machine that will keep him alive - a minibar."

Ancient Egyptians

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'