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"And to think that we started as a book group."

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

"Son, your mother is a remarkable woman."

"Do we have time for this?"

Super Karamazov Bros.

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'No, I said 'paralegals'.'

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

A dog sits at her typwriter

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

The mind-body problem

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

King Lear and his Accoutant

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Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

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"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."

Hamlet's Duplex

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'It's all here in teh fine print. You're not covered against huffing and puffing.'

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

When life gives you lemons...

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."