Reading Signage Mugs

Man sees city sign: 'Loiter in Moderation',

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Sign Reform

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"He's always been an optimist."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.