Reading Signage Mugs

Man sees city sign: 'Loiter in Moderation',

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"He's always been an optimist."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.