Reading Political Satire Gifts

On this molehill your government will build a porkbarrel mountain

Blue No Matter Who

What Bush's Torture Memos Can Do For You

Maybe We Should Have Democratic Elections before We Start Lecturing Anyone

'How did WE get on Mike Huckabee's mailing list?'

The Race.

Schengen

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Spot the difference.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Political convention

Laughingstock

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Trump Poutine

Loan Alley

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

SAGE mentality

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Death to the Extremists

A Little Extra

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."