Reading On Planes T-Shirts

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Good boy

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Bird Watchers

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"I'm going to give Dostoyevsky another chance."

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

'. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .there's always one!'

"Movies...snacks....what took us so long?"

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

If you're really listening to the control tower, why are you playing air drums?

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

Teacher gets killed by paper aeroplane.

Noah's Ark Paper Airplane

Paper Airplane with You're Fired Written on It

Grim Reaper reading a book in front of fire

'The machine doesn't work, but the paper can be folded into airplanes.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells cannonball, you're not coming with me anymore.

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'