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"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"The butler did it!"

A writer goes sailing.

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

The girl with the Edinburgh tattoo.

'Of course he's not all there.'

Castaway's bad luck.

HMS Pinafore

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"