Reading Inscriptions Pillows

'He'll never hurt anyone again."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"You are here"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Geography class - UR Here.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?