Reading Humorous Comics Mugs

"Maureen, Phelps is down. Would you like to come In and kick him?"

"Come in, she's through there."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Fetch.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Billy. The Kid.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Babies.

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"