Reading Funny Comics Prints

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Babies.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.