Reading Fun Comics Prints

'You're hired. Can you start 3 years from today?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Babies.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."