Reading Death-related Stories Pillows

'Don't look at me. I thought you locked it.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Cat Frankenstein

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Young Stephen King

Edgar Allan Poe

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'I never want to see you again.'

Lover

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Vampire Family Photos...

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'